HOLY HUMOUR Main Item The Pastor was on his way back to the parish from an extended out-of-state trip. Eager to be home before dark, he was traveling well over the speed limit and ended up being pulled over by a state trooper. The officer was not impressed by his explanation or his collar and asked, “Do you want me to give you a little sermon about your driving, Pastor?” “Oh, skip the sermon,” said the flustered pastor, “and just take up the collection.” Sunday Quote. “By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a…
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On this human body, I can see indelible scars and legible marks. A stark remark of a past preferred to be hidden, left in the dark and yet your behaviour can’t help but reignite a spark. Suddenly the past becomes present, brought into the light. It is funny how mannerisms can create a sense of hindsight, retrospect… deep in your thoughts where you introspect. I can’t help but detect a feeling of longtime neglect. This aspect of your life is only part of the story, for the way you immaculately dress reflects shades of former glory. Years when stress was…
HOLY HUMOUR Keep the Passenger Safe. The new minister was driving on an unpaved country road and had a wreck. A farmer in the parish stopped and said, “Reverend, are you okay?” The minster said, “Yes, I had the Lord riding with me.” The farmer took a long look at the car and said, “Well, Reverend, you better let him ride with me, because you’re gonna kill him.” Sunday Quote. “He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.”– Charles de Gaulle Actual Announcement from Church Bulletin Wednesday, the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing “Put Me In…
Readings: 1 John 1:5-2:2; Psalm 124; Matthew 2:13-18 Amid our Christmas joy, the Church directs our minds to the reality of our world. A world steeped in evil and darkness. Today, we recall that gloomy event in human history when one man out of jealousy massacred some innocent children. Herod could not bear the existence of another king whether a baby or an adult, he was ready to go to any length to eliminate anyone who threatened his hegemony. In a morbid search for the baby Jesus, he ordered the killing of innocent infants. Even at that, he could not…
This Wednesday, our woman crush is Oluremi Olatokun. Oluremi is a Bolton-based Image & Etiquette Coach who helps women enhance confidence by projecting the right image in both personal and professional settings. She is passionate about seeing women become the best version of themselves and create lasting impressions. Over the last four years, she has put her passion to good use by closely working with women from different parts of the world, including Kosovo, Nigeria, Ghana, United Kingdom, South Africa, Australia, Switzerland, and UAE. Oluremi’s expertise is backed by certifications from the Association of Image Consultants International (AICI), Alliance…
Grace and peace to you my dear brothers and sisters in the Lord. Merry Christmas to you all. This year’s Christmas is a peculiar one; needless to say, it is a difficult one for many of us. Christmas this year is a simple one, in fact for some, there is no Christmas this year since there is no party, no vacation, no get-together, no indulgence, no pubs, no nativity plays and carols services, no Sancta Claus, I heard he tested positive to Covid-19, so he is isolating, many children are disappointed, no gifts in their stockings or pillowcases. The decorations…
Remembering those times past He had time to laugh And time to pity. What time has a man? Set out at dawn Set in late in the night Neither caterer nor cook at home It was tough times. What time has he acquired? To serve the stove for soup and pasta So late at night Heavy burden upon his heart Weighed down by the toil of the day Goes to bed with nothing in his bowel No cause to cry or laugh Tomorrow will be good, he hopes indeed. Sometimes he ends the day with roast plantain…
HOLY HUMOUR Adam’s Underwear The little girl opened the big family bible and began turning through the yellowed pages. Something fell out of the book of Genesis, and the little girl picked it up to have a closer look. It an old leaf that had been carefully pressed in between the pages. ”Mama, Mama, look what I found”, the little girl hollered. ”What ever in the world have you got there?” her mother responded. With astonishment in the young girl’s voice, she answered, “I think I just found Adam’s underwear!” Sunday Quote. “As a child, my family’s menu consisted of…
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