HOLY HUMOUR Just a Rib Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you?” Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and it would be a woman. God said this person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear you children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and…
Author: Pride Team
This is the first of a five-part series by Father Gerard Beigel, S.T.D. As the evangelist St. John writes in his prologue to the gospel, God’s Word is “the light of man” (John 1:4). God’s Word, God’s revelation, is light—light that scatters the darkness of sin, light that restores man’s vision of God and His plan of salvation for all humanity. God, the Creator of all human beings, sustains and loves what He has fashioned. In every age, from the dawn of human history, God reaches out with faithful love to reveal Himself and His plan of salvation to man.…
Mysterious retro Afro artist, Ibejii is set to hold his maiden concert, The Ibejii Live Experience #TILX on Tuesday, May 29th, 2018. The event which will start at 6:30 pm at the African Artists’ Foundation (AAF), Victoria Island, Lagos, is an opportunity for lovers of alternative music to be regaled by the panache of Ibejii. Ibejii entered the Nigerian music arena some two years ago, with his release of the critically-acclaimed single, Ayanfe, a love song that speaks chivalry and love in its purest form. The spotlight however shone brighter on him when in August, 2017, he released two albums…
In a shocking and secretive move, Zambian authorities have overturned their 2016 decision to suspend the brutal culling of up to 2,000 hippos in the world-famous Luangwa Valley over the next five years. The cull is once again being promoted to trophy hunters as a hunt, this time by the South African hunting outfitter Umlilo Safaris. Wildlife charity, Born Free, who led efforts to stop the slaughter in 2016, is calling for the authorities to urgently re-consider and abort this barbaric agreement that only benefits private safari hunting companies and trophy hunters. Born Free President, Will Travers OBE, stated: “Our…
LAUGH QUOTE It’s easy to distract fat people. It’s a piece of cake. – Chris Addison WISE GUYS ANSWER TO STUPID QUESTION QUESTION: Why are you so quiet? WISE GUY: I’m listening to the voices in my head. ABSENTEE EXCUSE This is why I didn’t show up for work yesterday. I was cleaning out my wife’s grandpa’s cellar and found 12 bottles of his home-bottled grape wine under the steps. My wife told me to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else. I agreed to do the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork form the…
My dear daughter, When it comes to making decisions about things you have to do in your life, I ask you to remember an Igbo proverb which says, “Water you want to drink should not be swooshing around in your mouth.” Make the move – swallow the water. Most times in life, you often think that you’re just not quite “ready” to take that important step. You make the excuse that you have to make the move at the right time to get it right. But when it comes to making the next move, you don’t need to have everything…
DEAR DOROTHY I am in a very bad place physically, mentally and emotionally. The man I was dating for the past seven years ended our relationship about six months ago. I thought we were in love with each other, and looking forward to our wedding in November this year. But, can you imagine that the man I thought was my one and only was cheating on me for the past three years and married the other woman last month. How can men be so insensitive and so wicked? I feel he has wasted seven years of my life by stringing…
Swapping fried food for grilled goodness, ditching samosas, swerving sugar and salt, and spending your nights drinking as much water as possible could help millions of Muslims across the globe tackle the challenges of Ramadan. Students and academics at Birmingham City University have come up with a guide which aims to help people observing the month of Ramadan to make sure they eat right and look after their systems. Academics and students on the University’s Sport and Exercise<https://www.bcu.ac.uk/courses/sport-and-exercise-science-2018-19> and Nutrition<https://www.bcu.ac.uk/courses/food-and-nutrition-bsc> courses, including Dr Huda Al-Kateb<https://www.bcu.ac.uk/health-sciences/about-us/staff-directory/huda-al-kateb>, Dr. MattCole<https://www.bcu.ac.uk/health-sciences/departments/sport-and-exercise/staff-profiles/matthew-cole> and PhD researcher Ayaz Safi, have written up a guide featuring tips on…
Salt of the Earth who everyone seated here came forth through birth but is to bring forth children her only purpose in life? No! For that would certainly be a life filled with strife and no man should have a miserable woman for a wife. Successful, enterprising, sophisticated and homely are the adjectives that qualifies the 21st century woman who in all her endeavors certainly can succeed. So if you are her spouse or one to be, please do not impede, for a woman’s aspirations should be given space to breathe – inhale… and not just sit idle looking pale…
“Beloved, I hope you are prospering in every respect and are in good health, just as your soul is prospering.” – 3 John: 2 It is God’s desire that we live life in abundance in all its ramifications – materially, physically and spiritually. “I came so that they might have life and have it more abundantly.” – John 10:10. In this article we examine the biblical principles of prosperity. From 3 John: 2 we understand that fullness of life is a blessing that is more than money. It is a blessing that encompasses soundness, well-being and fullness of the life…