Luyeni When you see me talk about my Pride, Talk about my Pride that I know; You will see me tell you something good, Everything that makes me feel cool. I will ride on the tide, That’s so high by my side, I will surf without my guide; I would feel very proud, Because I’ve got that great shroud, Of that great man death could not hold. When you see me talk about my Pride, Talk about my Pride that I know; You will see me tell you something good, Everything that makes me feel cool. I belong to our…
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LAUGH QUOTE I just finally discovered what is wrong with my brain: On the left side there is noting right and on the right side, there is nothing left WISE GUYS ANSWER TO STUPID QUESTION QUESTION: Why are you always so serious? WISE GUY: Always? Have you been stalking me? Not Enough. Luke comes home from his first day of school, and his mother asks, “What did you learn today?” “Not enough,” Luke replies. “They said I have to go back tomorrow.” DATING JOKE Weekend of Analgesic He: Will you go out with me this Saturday? She: Sorry. I am…
At the height of Nigeria’s recession in 2016, one segment of the media industry was the worst hit-out-of-home advertising (OoH). The OoH market was badly ravaged by deep cuts in marketing and media budget across various brand categories. Touted as the most expensive medium, advertisers started shaving their budget by exiting major outdoor contracts and focusing more radio and below-the-line platforms. Things have recently changed and it seems the outdoor business was not in any downtime in less than two years ago. As a confirmation that the outdoor business has fully recovered from doldrums, new foreign direct investment has flowed…
HOLY HUMOUR Much Improved Version. A little girl was sitting on her grandfather’s lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again. Finally she spoke up, “Grandpa, did God make you?” “Yes, sweetheart,” he answered, “God made me a long time ago.” “Oh,” she paused, “Grandpa, did God make me too?” “Yes, indeed, honey,” he said, “God made you just a little while ago.” Feeling their respective faces again, she observed,…
Rev. Fr. Emmanuel Okaml 1st Reading: Isaiah 7:1-9 During a national crisis people must first turn to a deeper faith in God In the days of Ahaz son of Jotham son of Uzziah, king of Judah, King Rezin of Aram and King Pekah son of Remaliah of Israel went up to attack Jerusalem, but could not mount an attack against it. When the house of David heard that Aram had allied itself with Ephraim, the heart of Ahaz and the heart of his people shook as the trees of the forest shake before the wind. Then the Lord said to…
LAUGH QUOTE Life is divided into two stages: in first, there is no mind, in second – no health. DUMB LAWYER. Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn’t know anything about it until the next morning? (REAL COURT RECORDS. Salt Lake Tribune. Taken from real court records). WISE GUYS ANSWER TO STUPID QUESTION QUESTION: Why are you so quiet WISE GUY: I am studying to be a mime TEACHER AND STUDENT TEACHER – STUDENT ONE CAT TOO MANY Teacher: “If I gave you 2…
Are you one of those who look at people in the public space – showbiz celebrities, top business tycoons and prominent politicians – as people who live magical lives worthy of our envy because you think they are flawless people, living the fairy-tale life of riches and glamour? When we compare our lives to theirs, we may feel diminished and lose our sense of self-esteem. The poem “Desiderata” tell us that “if you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as…
Pride Nigeria magazine is proud to present the Christmas Funfair & Concert. If you are looking for a fun and enjoyable way to celebrate the season with your family, friends or work colleagues, this is the event for you. The event takes place on December 16, 2018 at the Police College Grounds, Oba Akinjobi Street, GRA, Ikeja Lagos, beginning at 12 p.m. The day will begin with outdoor events including bouncing castles; train rides, and visit to Santa Claus (Father Christmas) for the children. In the evening, there will be comedy, Christmas carols, dinner and much more. The event is…
KEEPING CHILDREN SAFE Mrs Ifeyinwa Chime (IC) holds an MBA degree from the prestigious University of South Wales. She is also a Young Ambassador for Peace award recipient of the Universal Peace Federation and the Youth Federation for World Peace. She has close to 20 years’ working experience in various multinational companies in Nigeria and the United Kingdom, and has worked in strong effective teams and at all levels. As a child safety advocate, she wants the Nigerian society – parents, communities, schools and the government – to WAKE UP. She says time has come for us to actively fight…
If you could remember, in 2016, one of the largest telecoms companies in Africa was mulling a grand plan to ban WhatsApp on its network. The crux of the matter was that the company and its competitors were recording loss of substantial revenue to over-the-top mobile apps such as WhatsApp, Skype etc. This is 2018 and the mobile carrier could not make good its threat to ban WhatsApp and every other app that takes away its food. As a matter of fact, these mobile carriers are now at the forefront of promoting messaging and mobile Voice over Internet Protocol (VoIP)…