LAUGH QUOTE
Mondays are the terrible way to spend 1/7 of your life.
WISE GUYS ANSWER TO STUPID QUESTION
QUESTION: Are you mad?!
WISE GUY: No, just eccentric
MARRIED LIFE
YOU MONKEY!
A man kills a monkey and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, “Well it’s what Mommy calls me sometimes.” The little boy screamed to his sister, “Don’t eat it. It’s a Monkey!”
BACK SEAT DRIVER
Junior had just received his brand new drivers license. To celebrate, the whole family trooped out to the driveway and climbed into the car for his inaugural drive. Dad immediately headed to the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver. “I’ll bet you’re back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive,” said the beaming boy to his old man. “Nope,” came dad’s reply, “I’m gonna sit back here and kick the back of your seat while you drive, just like you have been doing to me for sixteen years.”
CUTTING COMMENT
“The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.” – Frank Zappa
A DOG’S LIFE
A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr. Von Bernuth, and sat down to explain his problem. “Doctor, doctor!” he started. “No need to repeat yourself, my good man,” replied the doctor. “One ‘doctor’ is enough.” “Yes, well, you see, I’ve got this problem,” the man continued. “I keep hallucinating that I’m a dog. A large, white, hairy Pyrenees mountain dog. It’s crazy. I don’t know what to do!”
“A common canine complex,” said the doctor soothingly. “Come over here and lie down on the couch.” “Oh no, Doctor. I’m not allowed up on the furniture.”
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