LAUGH QUOTE
I just finally discovered what is wrong with my brain: On the left side there is noting right and on the right side, there is nothing left
WISE GUYS ANSWER TO STUPID QUESTION
QUESTION: Why are you always so serious?
WISE GUY: Always? Have you been stalking me?
Not Enough.
Luke comes home from his first day of school, and his mother asks, “What did you learn today?”
“Not enough,” Luke replies. “They said I have to go back tomorrow.”
DATING JOKE
Weekend of Analgesic
He: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
She: Sorry. I am having a headache this weekend.
BUSINESS JOKE
Hear about the new restaurant called KARMA?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
CUTTING COMMENT
“If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.”
MARRIED LIFE
Right and Left
A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, “Honey, if I died would you get married again?”
The husband said, “No sweetie.”
The woman said, “I’m sure you would.”
So the man said, “Okay, I would”
Then the woman asked, “Would you let her sleep in our bed?”
And the man replied, “Ya, I guess so.”
Then the wife asked, “Would you let her use my golf clubs?”
And the husband replied, “No, she’s left handed.”
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