LAUGH QUOTE
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never. Oscar Wilde
TRY THIS, HOTSHOT
A young pilot in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B- 52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotshot, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. The hotshot said over the air, “Anything you can do, I can do better.” The veteran bomber pilot answered, “Try this hot-shot.” The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level. Perplexed, the hotshot asked, “So? What did you do?” ”I just shut down two engines, kid.”
WISE GUYS ANSWER TO STUPID QUESTION
QUESTION: (from a waiter, to a husband and wife) Table for how many?
WISE GUY: A hundred and twelve — we like to change seats every few minutes.
“WICKED!”
One day a woman was waiting for a bus. It comes and she walks in and the bus driver says “Wow, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen!”
So the women sits down and she says to the man next to her “The bus driver just insulted me!”
The man says “You go talk to him, just go, l’ll hold your monkey for you”.
CUTTING COMMENT
“We didn’t lose the game; we just ran out of time.”
Vince Lombardi
MARRIED LIFE
BLACK AND WHITE
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why does the girl wear white?”
His mom replies, “The bride is in white because she’s happy and this is the happiest day of her life.”
The boy thinks about this, and then says, “Well then, why is the boy wearing black?”