HOLY HUMOUR
GOOD SERMON
A preacher’s little boy inquired, “Daddy, I notice every Sunday morning when you first come out to preach, you sit up on the platform and bow your head. What are you doing?”
The father explained, “I’m asking the Lord to give me a good sermon.”
The little boy said, “Then why doesn’t he?”
THEY DIED IN THE SERVICE
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Johnny was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church.
The seven-year-old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the boy, and said quietly,
“Good morning son.”
“Good morning pastor” replied the young man, focused on the plaque.
“Sir, what is this?” Johnny asked.
“Well son, these are all the people who have died in the service,” replied the pastor.
Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque.
Little Johnny’s voice barely broke the silence when he asked quietly, “Which one sir, the 8:30 or the 10:30 service?”
THE SUNDAY JOKE.
ALIVE AND KICKING.
Three friends from the local congregation were asked, “When you’re in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?
Artie said, ” I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man.”
Merle said: “I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people’s lives.”
Don said, “I’d like them to say, ‘Look! He’s moving!'”