HOLY HUMOUR
Three religious leaders (a rabbi, a priest, and a minister) were all discussing how they divide up tithing income between themselves and God. The minister said, “I draw a line in the sand, throw the money up in the air, and what lands on the left side of the line goes to the good Lord and what lands on the right side goes to me.” Then the priest said, “I draw a circle on the ground, throw the money up in the air, and what lands inside the circle goes to the good Lord and what lands outside goes to me.” Then the rabbi said, “You got it all wrong! I throw the money up in the air and what the good Lord catches is his and what lands on the ground is mine.”
WALK ON WATER
I recall Jesse Jackson telling this joke….
The Pope and Jesse were out fishing and the Pope’s hat gets blown off onto the water. Jesse leaves the boat, and lo and behold, is able to walk on water and retrieves the Pope’s hat.
The next day, the headlines say: Jesse Can’t Swim
RELIGIOUS IDENTITY
What’s the difference between Catholics, Episcopalians, and Baptists?
Catholics don’t recognize divorce, Episcopalians don’t recognize the pope, and Baptists don’t recognize each other in the liquor store.
THE SUNDY JOKE
A Sermon to Remember
A man is angry because he has it in his head that someone stole his wallet. He walks into a church to steal someone else’s wallet, but he has a change of heart during the service. He confesses to the priest afterwards about what his intentions had initially been. The priest asks, “What made you change your mind?” The man says, “In your sermon on the Ten Commandments when you got to ‘Thou shall not commit adultery,’ I remembered where I left my wallet!”
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