HOLY HUMOUR
Just a Rib
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you?”
Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to.
God said he was going to give him a companion and it would be a woman.
God said this person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make.
She will bear you children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement.
She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and compassion whenever needed.
Adam asked God what would a woman like that would cost him.
God said, “An arm and a leg.”
Adam said, “What can I get for just a rib?”
And the rest is history….
The pallbearers
An elderly woman died last month who had never married, she requested that no male pallbearers be used. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, “They wouldn’t take me out while I was alive so I don’t want them to take me out when I’m dead.”
THE SUNDAY JOKE
NO BRAINER
A college Professor to a religious student and asks him: Can you feel God with any of your five senses?
Student: No…
Professor: Then He is not there!
Student replies: Can anyone feel your brain?