HOLY HUMOUR
One day God heard some noise coming from Hell
he shouted, “Satan, what was all that noise about?”
Satan replied, “We just having some good time here and partying”.
God replied, “How could you have fun in the hot heat of the flame?”
Satan replied, “We have just connected some Air conditions”.
God says, “How?”
Satan replies, “We now have some engineers with us”.
“Oh yeah,” replied God, “I will sue you for breach of contract”.
“Where will you get the lawyers?” asked the devil, “They are all in Hell with me”.
Sunday Quote.
SUNDAY JOKE
Big Cheese in Church
Big Dave seemed to always fall asleep during the Sunday sermon. His wife, Martha, was fed up and decided to deal with the embarrassing situation.
The next Sunday when he fell asleep, she quietly removed some pungent Roquefort cheese from a bag in her purse and passed it under his nose.
Groggily startled, Big Dave blurted out, ‘No, Martha, no, please don’t kiss me now.’
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