HOLY HUMOUR
Adam’s Underwear
The little girl opened the big family bible and began turning through the yellowed pages. Something fell out of the book of Genesis, and the little girl picked it up to have a closer look. It an old leaf that had been carefully pressed in between the pages. ”Mama, Mama, look what I found”, the little girl hollered. ”What ever in the world have you got there?” her mother responded. With astonishment in the young girl’s voice, she answered, “I think I just found Adam’s underwear!”
Sunday Quote.
“As a child, my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.”– Buddy Hackett.
Actual Announcement from Church Bulletin
Tuesday at 4:00 p.m. there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
SUNDAY JOKE
Not God
“My husband and I divorced over religious differences,” the woman confided to her pastor. “You see, he thought he was god, and I didn’t.”
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