HOLY HUMOUR
Keep the Passenger Safe.
The new minister was driving on an unpaved country road and had a wreck. A farmer in the parish stopped and said, “Reverend, are you okay?” The minster said, “Yes, I had the Lord riding with me.” The farmer took a long look at the car and said, “Well, Reverend, you better let him ride with me, because you’re gonna kill him.”
Sunday Quote.
“He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.”– Charles de Gaulle
Actual Announcement from Church Bulletin
Wednesday, the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing “Put Me In My Little Bed” accompanied by the pastor.
SUNDAY JOKE
Praying fly
Pastor: What’s this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter: Praying.
Pastor: Very funny. I can’t eat this. Take it back.
Waiter: You see? The fly’s prayers were answered.
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