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The Pastor was on his way back to the parish from an extended out-of-state trip. Eager to be home before dark, he was traveling well over the speed limit and ended up being pulled over by a state trooper. The officer was not impressed by his explanation or his collar and asked, “Do you want me to give you a little sermon about your driving, Pastor?”
“Oh, skip the sermon,” said the flustered pastor, “and just take up the collection.”
Sunday Quote.
“By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.”– Charles Wadsworth
Actual Announcement from Church Bulletin
Thursday at 5:00 p.m. there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become little mothers please see the minister in his study.
SUNDAY JOKE
Offerings
The pastor of a tiny country church had been having trouble with stewardship and tithes and offerings. One Sunday he announced, “Now, before we receive the offering, I would like to request that the person who stole the eggs from Widow Jones’s chicken coop please refrain from giving any money to the Lord. God doesn’t want money from a thieving sinner.”
The offering plate was passed, and for the first time in months everybody gave.
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