HOLY HUMOUR
Shout Hallelujah!!!
After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom, I’ve decided to become a minister when I grow up.”
“That’s okay with us, but what made you decide that?”
“Well,” said the little boy, “I have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell, than to sit and listen.”
Even Animals Chose their Associates
A Rabbi, Hindu priest and Tele-evangelist are driving through the country when their car breaks down. They walk to a farmhouse and ask the farmer if they can have shelter for the night. He says yes but explains that there is only room enough in the house for two of them; someone will have to sleep in the barn.
The Hindu priest says he will do it and walks out to the barn. A few minutes later there is a knock at the farmhouse door. The farmer opens it and the Hindu is standing there. He explains that there is a cow in the barn and because cows are holy to him he can’t sleep in its presence.
The Rabbi hears this and states that he will gladly take his place and leaves. A few minutes later he too returns explaining that there is a pig in the barn and his religion prohibits him from associating with what they consider an unclean animal.
The Tele-evangelist says that he’ll go sleep in the barn and leaves. A few minutes later there’s a knock at the door. The farmer opens it and sees the cow and the pig…
THE SUNDAY JOKE
On Solid Rock I Stand.
A priest, rabbi and minister went fishing in a boat on a lake. The priest said that he was thirsty, stood up, stepped out of the boat and walked across the water to shore where he purchased a can of soda. After he returned in the same manner the minister thought the soda was a good idea so he also stepped out of the boat and walked on the water to shore for a soda. After he returned the rabbi decided to follow their exampled. He took one step out of the boat and promptly sank out of sight.
The priest turned to the minister. “I guess we should have told him where the rocks were.”
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