HOLY HUMOUR
Coming or Going?
On the way home from the Ash Wednesday service a young boy asked his mother, “Is it true, Mommy, that we are made of dust?”
“Yes, darling.”
“And do we go back to dust again when we die?”
“Yes, dear.”
“Wow!” said the boy. “When I said my prayers last night and looked under the bed, I found someone who is either coming or going!”
Sunday Quote.
Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it.
C.C. Colton
Religious Light Bulb Joke
Q: How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three, one to cast it out and two to catch it when it falls!
SUNDAY JOKE
Start all Over
The pastor recalls, “After a recent worship service the mother of a fidgety seven-year-old boy told me how she finally got her son to sit still and be quiet. About halfway through the sermon, she leaned over and whispered, ‘If you don’t be quiet, the preacher is going to lose his place and will have to start his sermon all over again!’ It worked!”
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