Holy Humour
Early One Sunday
Greeting people at the door after Easter services, Pastor Jane was delighted to shake hands with “Seldom-Seen” Steve, and even more delighted when he complimented her on her sermon and said service was “amazing.” Faced with such evidence of faithfulness, she asked why he didn’t come to church more often.
“I’m just following the Lord’s example,” he said. “If Christ can rise up early only one Sunday a year, that’s good enough for me, too!”
Sunday Quote.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. Winston S. Churchill
Actual Announcement from Church Bulletins
The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
Sunday Joke
3 Days Stay.
Two doctors and a Health Management Organisation
(HMO) Managers are in line at Heaven’s Gates. The first tells St. Peter, “As a pediatrician, I helped thousands of children.” St. Peter lets him enter.
The second says, “I was the lead doctor in a free health clinic in the poorest section of my city.” St. Peter tells him to go ahead.
The last man says, “I was an HMO manager. I got countless families cost-effective health care.”
“You may enter,” said St. Peter, adding, “But you can stay only for three days. After that, you can go to hell.”
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