HOLY HUMOUR
Surprise! Surprise!
Mary was surprised to receive $10 for her birthday from her stingy
uncle, who then asked how she was going to spend it.
“I’m taking it to Sunday School and giving it to God,” Mary said. ”He’ll
be just as surprised as I was at getting more than the usual one
dollar.”
Sunday Quote.
I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so
unlike your Christ. – Mahatma Gandhi.
Actual Announcement from Church Bulletin
The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the
audience.
SUNDAY JOKE
Landlord
A man visited the pastor wife, a woman well known for her charitable
impulses.
“Pastor, ” he said in a broken voice, “I wish to draw your attention to
the terrible plight of a poor family in this neighborhood. The father is
dead, the mother is too ill to work, and the nine children are starving.
They are about to be turned into the cold, empty streets unless
someone pays their rent, which amounts to $900.”
“How terrible!” exclaimed the preacher’s wife. “May I ask who you
are?”
The sympathetic visitor applied his handkerchief to his eyes. “I’m the
landlord,” he sobbed.
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