World Cup Summer Style By Cmex D Poet So the FIFA World Cup is nigh! Coincidentally, it’s summer time! Everyone would love to look fly. Starting from the feet, why not consider a pair of white “Adidas classics”, you’ll be certainly hotter than the summer’s heat, not to mention looking exceptionally neat. Its summer time so sun’s out! Why don’t you show off your well-toned summer bod by wearing a pair of LYLE & SCOTT track shorts? Be a good sport. Football often gets lads all pumped and some arguments might end up in small spats. But would be aggressors…
Author: Chukwuemeka
By BIMBOLA AMAO Since 1914, the 8th of March has been declared as the International Women’s Day. A century has since passed and the womenfolk are still fighting gender disparity. There are bits of progress here and there, Saudi Arabian ladies can now drive and my sisters from the south east can inherit their fathers’ properties if they care and there are now 32 women CEO on the list of Fortune 500 CEOs. I like the theme of IWD 2018 – Press for Progress because from where I stand, everyone has to press for progress including women. I am convinced…
LAUGH QUOTE Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the World. Marilyn Monroe JOKE OF THE WEEK A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: “For Women Only.” Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. “We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It’s easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you…
With a global population of over seven billion people, more than three billion people are internet savvy. Over 5.5 billion Google searches are carried out daily. 150 million Nigerians have registered telephone lines, out of which 73 million Nigerians are believed to own smartphones This smartphone revolution has changed the course of e-commerce, with 73% of e-commerce transactions in Nigeria were carried out over smartphones. Why is all this important? It is because if your business has a formidable online presence, it may lead to a high return on investment (ROI). Take for instance, the likes of Jumia, Konga and…
A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, “Mommy, I have to pee.” The mother said to the little boy, “It’s not appropriate to say the word ‘pee’ in church. So, from now on whenever you have to ‘pee’ just tell me that you have to ‘whisper.’” The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his father, “Daddy, I have to whisper.” The father looked at him and said, “Okay, why don’t you whisper in my ear.” CHRISTIAN ONE LINERS People are funny;…
LAUGH QUOTE I’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding. Knock! Knock! Knock, knock! Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie body home? WISE GUYS ANSWER TO STUPID QUESTION Question: Is that yours??? Wise Guy: No, I just like showing of my friend’s things. ASKING FOR TROUBLE Once there were three boys who went to the park, their names were: Shut Up, Manners and Trouble. Trouble got lost so Shut Up told Manners to wait while he went to seek for help. He saw a police man and approached him for help. The police man asked him,…
I am often pleasantly surprised when I want to write an article and an apt lyric of a popular song comes to mind. I had just come up with the title of this article when the lyrics of one of Tina Turner’s songs came to mind – “What’s Love Got to Do with It”: What’s love got to do, got to do with it What’s love but a second hand emotion What’s love got to do, got to do with it Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken There are so many broken hearts littered all over…
EXAMINING THE POLITICS OF IDENTITY FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF ANYIAM-OSIGWE’S GROUP MIND PRINCIPLE Part 3 of a 6-part scholarly examination by Tetsekela Michelle Anyiam-Osigwe of the Igbo condition in Nigeria from the perspective of her grandfather’s (Sage Philosopher Chief Emmanuel Onyechere Osigwe Anyiam-Osigwe) Group Mind Principle. Post-Amalgamation: Accommodating Nationhood and Ethnic Identity In Anyiam-Osigwe’s view, ethnic conflicts largely derive from the fact that the state only finds marginal expression in the consciousness of the populace. He avers that in Nigeria, for instance, all evidence would suggest that the loyalty of the Nigerian is first to his ethnic stock either as…
A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, “Mommy, I have to pee.” The mother said to the little boy, “It’s not appropriate to say the word ‘pee’ in church. So, from now on whenever you have to ‘pee’ just tell me that you have to ‘whisper.’” The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his father, “Daddy, I have to whisper.” The father looked at him and said, “Okay, why don’t you whisper in my ear.” CHRISTIAN ONE LINERS People are funny;…
LAUGH QUOTE Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood. Knock! Knock! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Isabell. Isabell who? Is a bell working? Is Gets More Disgusting. man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there’s a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, “Waitress, there’s a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!” So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his dismay,…