HOLY HUMOUR. Good Cook The Sunday School Teacher asks, “Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?” “No sir,” little Johnny replied, “I don’t have to. My Mom is a good cook” THE SUNDAY JOKE A Cat’s Heaven! A cat dies and goes to heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, “You’ve been a good cat all these years. Anything you desire, all you have to do is ask.” The cat says, “Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors.” God says, “Say…
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Rev. Fr. Emmanuel Okami 1st Reading: Isaiah 38:1-6, 21-22, King Hezekiah is cured of a serious sickness; as a sign of full health God turns the sun’s rays backward In those days Hezekiah became sick and was at the point of death. The prophet Isaiah son of Amoz came to him, and said to him, “Thus says the Lord: Set your house in order, for you shall die; you shall not recover.” Then Hezekiah turned his face to the wall, and prayed to the Lord: “Remember now, O Lord, I implore you, how I have walked before you in faithfulness…
LAUGH QUOTE If I won the award for laziness, I will send someone to pick up for me. WISE GUYS ANSWER TO STUPID QUESTION QUESTION: Are you mad? WISE GUY: Not yet. However you are doing your best to provoke me. Half Day. Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray! Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon. DATING JOKE Girlfriend: You are so intelligent that you brighten the place wherever… Boyfriend: Where ever I go? Girlfriend: No, Wherever you leave. BUSINESS JOKE A guy walks into the bar of a…
In today’s world of marketing, if there is any target market that wields much influence, they are the Millennials. In a literal sense, Millennials are persons reaching young adulthood in the early 21st century. Giving it some nuances, they are the “Generation Y,” “Generation WE,” “The Boomerang Generation,” “The Peter Pan Generation.” Looking at the calendar, they were we born roughly between 1980 and 2000. They have achieved a lot for the world. They made Facebook, SnapChat, WhatsApp and many other innovations that have shaped the way we live and relate in modern times. However, if you are a marketing…
HOLY HUMOUR. The Physics of Hell The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so profound that the professor shared it with colleagues via the Internet. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the volume of Hell is changing in time. So we…
Rev. Fr. Emmanuel Okami 1st Reading: Isaiah 26:7-9, 12, 16-19 A prayer of quiet confidence, awaiting the dawn of God’s justice The way of the righteous is level; O Just One, you make smooth the path of the righteous. In the path of your judgments, O Lord, we wait for you; your name and your renown are the soul’s desire. My soul yearns for you in the night, my spirit within me earnestly seeks you. For when your judgments are in the earth, the inhabitants of the world learn righteousness. O Lord, you will ordain peace for us, for indeed,…
Mental illness is not a subject matter most people are comfortable discussing. Many with mental health challenges (if not extreme and out in the open) try to keep it a secret because of the stigma attached to mental illness. Letting others know you have a mental problem often evokes feelings of shame, fear and isolation. Most relatives or family members do their best to keep any issue of mental ill health in their family from the public space. People with mental health issues may view mental illness as a personal weakness that calls into question their ability to cope with…
LAUGH QUOTE Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it. WISE GUYS ANSWER TO STUPID QUESTION QUESTION: Why do couples hold hands during weddings? WISE GUY: It is just a formality. Like “2 boxers”, they shake hands before the fight begins. No History Nate: Why was school easier for cave people? Kate: Why? Nate: Because there was no history to study! DATING JOKE Out With You He: Go on. Don’t be shy, ask me out. She: Okay. Go out. BUSINESS JOKE Super Blagger A young guy from Nebraska moves to Florida and goes to…
Rev. Fr. Emmanuel Okami 1st Reading: Isaiah 10:5-7, 13-16 Assyria was used to punish Israel but later was discarded for interfering with God’s plans for his people Ah, Assyria, the rod of my anger, the club in their hands is my fury! Against a godless nation I send him, and against the people of my wrath I command him, to take spoil and seize plunder, and to tread them down like the mire of the streets. But this is not what he intends, nor does he have this in mind; but it is in his heart to destroy, and to…
HOLY HUMOUR How True!!! In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. And the Earth was without form, and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And Satan said, “It doesn’t get any better than this.” And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. And God said, “Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit,” and God saw that it was good. And Satan said, “There goes the neighborhood.” And God said, “Let us make Man in our image, after our likeness, and let…