‘Listen, I don’t know what this…joke is but I don’t want to be a part of it.’ I said, indignant. ‘I thought we had unfinished business.’ ‘And now, eighteen months later, is the time to finish it?’ ‘Kay-Kay, I need to…we need to move one. We can’t do that without letting it all out.’ ‘We? We? You didn’t think about ‘we’ when you were leaving me stranded at the altar, did you?’ ‘I made a terrible mistake, Kay-Kay. I know, but please I need you to forgive me.’ ‘Even the mosquito after sucking our blood and elongating his life span,…
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We Lagosians are champs! If you can survive Lagos, you can survive whatever life throws at you. Let’s assume we all live for a hundred years and every day, we are stuck in traffic for at least four hours, we’d spend on an average; one hundred and forty six thousand hours of our lives stuck in traffic: driving like our very lives depend on it; screaming our heads off at the rough bus driver for trying to cut us off; cursing out the bus driver who doesn’t realize its human lives he’s toying with – and not that of goats;…
For it is written; a woman’s hair is her glory. Even though hair is literarily just dead cells sticking out of our scalps, we still want it healthy and that’s why for centuries, we’ve tried to devise solutions: we’ve mixed ingredients from the deepest corners of the earth; consulted oracles; gone on a spell book hunt… tendering to our hair like a mother does to her child. But when our search is over; when we succeed, what next? We accessorize! If our ears, nose, neck, waist and ankles deserve to be adorned, so does our hair and here’s proof of…
Ace writer cum producer, Tobe Osigwe teams up with fast rising director Ekine Stronghold in this refreshing drama feature titled “CTN” meaning “coming to Nnewi”. Tobe Osigwe, better known for his writing efforts is the popular sitcom “The Johnsons” and the feature “Thy will be done” brings together a rare blend of veterans and greenhorns for his debut movie. “Coming to nnewi” features Super Star actress Chidi Ihezie Okafor, veteran actor Stan K. Amandi, Chioma Igwe, Odera Olivia Orji, Akunna Nworgu, and many more. The story revolves arounds Obi Okoli played by First timer, Unaegbu Christopher who’s grandmother played by…
HOLY HUMOUR NO KIDDING! A husband and wife attend a small service at the local church one Sunday morning. The man was very moved by the preacher’s sermon, so he stopped to shake the preacher’s hand. Reverend, that was the best damn sermon I ever did hear!” The Reverend replied, “Oh! Why, thank you sir, but please, I’d appreciate it if you didn’t use profanity in the Lord’s house.” “I’m sorry Reverend, but I can’t help myself… it was such a damn good sermon!” The Reverend replied, “Sir, please, I cannot have you behaving this way in Church!” “Okay Reverend,…
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Governor David Umahi of Ebonyi state has called on the state workers to show understanding as his government is still open for negotiation. Umahi stated this during an interdenominational church service to mark Nigeria’s 55th Independence and 19th year of Ebonyi state creation at St.John Evangelist Catholic Church,Okpaugwu,Abakaliki. The Governor Umahi, who regretted the continuous dwindling oil price , also called on the church to pray for President Muhammadu Buhari and the government of Ebonyi state . He expressed optimism that God who gave him and Buhari the power to govern would surely bring to an end, the bad economic situation…
Contrary to the official report by the Lagos State Muslim Pilgrims Welfare Board that no casualty was recorded among the pilgrims from the state in the stampede that occurred in Mina, on the way to Jamarat, where many pilgrims died, Classic International Magazine reliably gathered that one of the pilgrims from the state, Hon. Adeola Maurufudeen Adefolabi is still missing. Hon. Adefolabi is a one term honourable member representing Ifako Ijaiye in the lower chamber of the National Assembly and former chairman of Ifako Ijaiye and Ojokoro Local Government Areas. Hon. Adefolabi was last communicated with before the unfortunate disaster…
A security expert and Lagos Police Command spokesperson, DSP Joseph Offor says showing off on social media is a security risk and would advice people to calm down on it. “It’s not advisable for anyone, whether you’re a celebrity or not, to post your personal acquisitions on social media. Such a thing is very risky. And those doing that will only end up putting the police on their toes.” You can recall that splashing their material possessions on social media is a stuck in trade for Nigerian celebrities, however security experts believe it is capable of increasing crime rate in…