HOLY HUMOUR
JESUS IS WATCHING YOU
While robbing a house, a burglar hears someone say, “Jesus is watching you.” To his relief, he realizes it is just a parrot that uttered the words.
The burglar asks the parrot, “What is your name?”
The parrot replies, “Moses.”
Burglar – “What kind of a man names his parrot Moses?”
The parrot replies, “The same kind that names his Rottweiler Jesus.”
THINK ABOUT IT
“Use it up. Wear it out. Make it do. Or do without.” – Anonymous
IF
“If your body is 90 per cent water why have you got to drink water all the time? Why can’t you just have some crisps?” Russell Brand
DID YOU HEAR
Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?
Reports say it was due to too many strokes
THE SUNDAY JOKE
CHAOTIC
Three men – a surgeon, an engineer, and a politician were arguing about whose profession was the oldest on earth. “Mine is,” said the doctor. “Remember that Eve was carved out of Adam’s rib.” “Maybe,” said the engineer. “But the earth was created out of chaos in six days. That obviously was an engineering job.” “Yes,” said the politician, “but who created the chaos?”
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