LAUGH QUOTE
Don’t be racist, be like Super Mario. He’s an Italian plumber, created by Japanese people, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican.
WISE GUYS ANSWER TO STUPID QUESTION
QUESTION: River Niger flows in which state?
WISE GUY: Liquid.
DATING JOKE
Pregnant
Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant a lot has changed… My name, mobile phone number, living address, etc.
NOT THAT OLD!
After a long and serious operation, Mary ended up in a coma. Try as they might, the doctors just couldn’t bring her out of it. When her husband Edward came into the intensive care unit to see her, the doctors gave him the bad news.
”We just can’t wake her. It doesn’t look good I’m afraid” the doctor told Edward in a quiet somber voice.
Edward looked at Mary and with a soft trembling voice said “But doctor, she’s so young. She’s only 45.”
“37” came the weak reply from Mary.
CUTTING COMMENT
“I don’t know why we are here, but I’m pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.”
Ludwig Wittgenstein
MARRIED LIFE
THE DREAM LIFE
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap.
After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s Day. What do you think it means?”
“You’ll know tonight,” he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it, only to find a book entitled “The Meaning of Dreams.”