Laugh Quote
Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper, “Nobody cares!” – Anonymous
Wise Guy’s Answer To A Stupid Question
Question: Do you hate people?
Wise Guy: They are delicious when well spiced and with a glass of red wine.
Corny Chat Up Line
“Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
Trick Questions
Tunde: Why do magicians do so well in school?
Deji: I don’t know. Why?
Tunde: They’re good at trick questions
Dating Joke
Bed Time
During the first date, a guy tells to a girl: You make me sleepy?
Girl: Really?
Guy: Yes, we have met three minutes ago, but I already want to take you to bed.
Business Joke
An elderly patient needs a heart transplant and discusses his options with his doctor.
The doctor says, “we have three possible donors. One is a young, healthy athlete, the second is a middle-aged businessman who never drank or smoked, and the third is an attorney who just died after practising law for 30 years.”
“I’ll take the lawyer’s heart,” says the patient.
“Why?” asks the doctor.
The patient replies, “It’s never been used.”
Cutting Comment
“Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.”
Married Life
A little boy says, “Dad, I’ve heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her.” “Son,” says the dad, “That happens everywhere.”
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