Laugh Quote
Dear life, I understand very clearly that you are not fair so you can stop teaching me that lesson. – Anonymous
Wise Guys Answer To Stupid Question
Question: Why are you so quiet?
Wise Guy: Someone has to be.
Corny Chat Up Line
If I were a stoplight, I’d turn red every time you passed by just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
Bright Class
Tony: Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school?
John: Why?
Tony: She had bright students!
Business Joke
A 7-year-old is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar.
The man sitting next to him looks over and says, “Eating that many chocolate bars are bad for you.”
The boy looks over and responds, “My great grandfather lived to be one hundred and five”.
The man replies, “And he ate that much chocolate?”
“No,” says the boy, “he minded his own business.”
Cutting Comment
“Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?”
Married Life
Put your wife in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it!!!
Open both rooms after 2 – 3 hours & see who is Happy to see you, and who will BITE you!
(Readers are advised not to try this at home as these stunts were performed by professionals; who are now divorced, and living happily with their dog!!)
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