Laugh Quote
Home: Where I can look ugly and not care. – Anonymous
Wise Guys Answer To Stupid Question
Question: Are you a snob?
Wise Guy: Of course not. I’m here, aren’t I?
Corny Chat Up Line
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Teacher And Student
Supply King
Mary: What’s the king of all school supplies?
Jane: I don’t know. What?
Mary: The ruler.
Business Joke
Two Plus Two
A businessman was interviewing job applicants for the position of manager of a large division.
He quickly devised a test for choosing the most suitable candidate.
He simply asked each applicant this question, “What is two plus two?”
The first interviewee was a journalist.
His answer was, “Twenty-two”.
The second was a social worker.
She said, “I don’t know the answer but I’m very glad that we had the opportunity to discuss it.”
The third applicant was an engineer.
He pulled out a slide rule and came up with an answer “somewhere between 3.999 and 4.001.”
Next came an attorney.
He stated, “in the case of Jenkins vs. the Department of the Treasury, two plus two was proven to be four.”
Finally, the businessman interviewed an accountant.
When he asked him what two plus two was, the accountant got up from his chair, went over to the door, closed it, came back and sat down.
Leaning across the desk, he said in a low voice, “How much do you want it to be?”
He got the job.
Cutting Comment
“I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you today.”
Married Life
The mood of the Week Days:
If Saturday and Sunday don’t excite you, then change your friends.
If Monday doesn’t motivate you, then change your profession.
If Monday is too exciting, and you are dying to get to work, then you should change your spouse!!
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