LAUGH QUOTE
Never give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.
Knock! Knock!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
WISE GUY’S ANSWER TO STUPID QUESTION
Question: Did you catch that fish?
Wise Guy: No, I talked him into giving himself up.
DATING JOKE
Don’t add to my headache.
He: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
She: Sorry. I am having a headache this weekend.
BUSINESS JOKE
Business manual
When the office photocopies began to look faint, the office manager called in a local repair service.
The friendly technician after inspecting the equipment informed the manager that the machine was in need of a good cleaning.
The tech suggested that someone might try reading the operator’s manual and perform the job themselves, since it would cost $100 if he did the work.
Pleasantly surprised by his candour, the office manager asks, “Does your boss know you are discouraging business?”
“Actually, my boss demands we explain this to all our customers”.
“After people try first to fix things themselves, we end up making much more money on repairs”
CUTTING COMMENT
“It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.” – Caron de Beaumarchais
MARRIED LIFE
Nag
Behind every nagging wife is a husband not doing what he is supposed to do.