LAUGH QUOTE
“Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?” -Phyllis Diller
Knock! Knock!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way, I’m coming through!
WISE GUYS ANSWER TO STUPID QUESTION
QUESTION: What looks like half an apple?
WISE GUY: The other half
TEACHER AND STUDENT
BOXING RING
The teacher asked his students to draw a ring and as expected, all drew objects with circular shape. However, one little boy drew a square.
“Why did you draw a square?” The teacher asked.
“Mine is a Boxing Ring, sir.” The boy replied.
BUSINESS JOKE
CALLING THE SHOTS
A man waiting to see the doctor seated in the waiting room was taken aback when he heard the doctor yelling, “Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!”
Turning to the receptionist he asked her, “What in the heavens is going on?”
“Nothing really,” replied the receptionist, “the doctor just likes to call the shots.”
CUTTING COMMENT
MARRIED LIFE
NO CHARGE
A man in Hell asked Devil: “Can I make a call to my Wife? ”
After making the call he asked how much to pay.
Devil: Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.