Laugh Quote
Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a musician.
Knock! Knock!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there? King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Wise Guys Answer To Stupid Question
Question: Did you catch that fish?
Wise Guy: No, I talked him into giving himself up.
Corny Chat Up Line
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
Business Joke
Big joke
My boss asked me to make a presentation and said I should start it with a joke. So I put my payslip on the first slide.
Cutting Comment
“It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.” –Caron de Beaumarchais
Married Life
No secret
Husband to wife: “I hear you’ve been telling everyone that I’m an idiot.”
Wife: “Sorry, I didn’t know it was a secret.”
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