LAUGH QUOTE
Ignorance of the laws of nature doesn’t relieve from alimony.
Knock! Knock!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in the neighborhood thought I would drop by.
WISE GUYS ANSWER TO STUPID QUESTION
QUESTION: Why did the traffic light turn red?
WISE GUY: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
TEACHER AND STUDENT
Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn’t you?
Student: Not very much!
DATING JOKE
LOAD OF CRAP
Guy: If you are smiling, send me your smiles.
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
Girl: I am in the toilet…. What should I send?
RAIN OR SHINE
Master: “Why didn’t you water the plants yesterday?”
Servant: “It was raining.”
Master: “Don’t make excuses! You could have used an umbrella!!”
CUTTING COMMENT
I don’t care what you think about me. I don’t think about you at all.
Coco Chanel
MARRIED LIFE
PROBLEM SUSIE
A concerned citizen was visiting a mental health hospital. He stopped in one room where a fellow was sitting on a chair with his
head in his hands, moaning. “What is the matter with him?” asked the visitor. “Oh,” said the attendant, he was courting a girl named Susie and she turned him down.” A little later, the visitor stopped in another room where another patient sat moaning. “What’s the trouble?” asked the visitor. “Well,” explained the attendant, “he married Susie.”
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