LAUGH QUOTE
If you think nobody cares if you’re still alive, try to miss a couple of payments.
Knock! Knock!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later!
WISE GUYS ANSWER TO STUPID QUESTION
QUESTION: What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
ANSWER: Dam!
TEACHER AND STUDENT
ALL ELEPHANTS.
The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an E.
One boy says: “Elephant.”
Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a T.
The same boy says: “Two elephants.”
The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that she asks for an animal beginning with M.
The boy shouts from the other side of the door: “Maybe an elephant!”
DATING JOKE
LOVE LIMIT
Girl: I can do anything for you.
Boy: Will you die for me?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: Will you delete your Facebook account for me?
Girl: Go home dreamer, your mother might be getting worried.
CUTTING COMMENT
“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.” – Groucho Marx
MARRIED LIFE
HAPPY WITHOUT YOU.
Husband takes the wife to a disco.
There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large – break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works.
The wife turns to her husband and says: “WOW! Can you imagine, 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.”
Husband says: “Looks like he’s still celebrating your rejection!!”
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