LAUGH QUOTE
In the book of life, you can’t find answers in the back. – Charlie Brown
Knock! Knock!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You mean you don’t know who you are?
WISE GUYS ANSWER TO STUPID QUESTION
QUESTION: What did Bacon say to Tomato?
WISE GUY: Lettuce get together!
TEACHER AND STUDENT
NO TABLES
Teacher: “Kunle, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?”
Kunle: “You told me to do it without using tables.”
PERFECT TIMING
A guy sticks his head in the barbershop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop and says, “About two hours.” The guy leaves. A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, “How long before I get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, “About two hours.” The guy leaves. A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop an says, “About an hour and half.” The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, “Hey Femi, follow that guy and see where he goes.” In a little while, Femi comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber asks, “Femi, where did he go when he left here?” Femi replied, “To your house.”
BUSINESS JOKE
OPEN DOOR POLICY
A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, “We have an opening for people like you.” “Oh, great,” he said, “What is it?” “It’s called the door!”
CUTTING COMMENT
“He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.” – Victor Borge
MARRIED LIFE
TWO SIDES OF THE SAME COIN
Two men are discussing their lives.
One says, “I’m getting married. I’m tired of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and no clothes to wear.”
The other one says, “I’m getting divorced for the same reasons.”
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