LAUGH QUOTE
Experience is a name we give to our mistakes.
Knock! Knock!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 10 minutes.
WISE GUYS ANSWER TO STUPID QUESTION
QUESTION: Why do fish live in salt water?
WISE GUY: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
TEACHER AND STUDENT
CAN’T TOUCH IT.
“An abstract noun,” the teacher said, “is something you can think of, but you can’t touch it. Can you give me an example of one?”
“Sure,” a teenage boy replied. “My father’s new car.”
DATING JOKE
PAST TENSE
As one young man confided in a friend, “I tried talking about our future but she just kept bringing up my past. It was a tense conversation.”
CUTTING COMMENT
“I didn’t like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions – the curtain was up.” – Groucho Marx
MARRIED LIFE
SCOUNDREL NEIGBHOUR
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Kunle, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Kunle says, “I’ll give you N100, 000 to drop that towel.”
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Kunle.
After a few seconds, Kunle hands her N100, 000 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, “Who was that?”
“It was Kunle the next door neighbor,” she replies.
“Great,” the husband says, “did he say anything about the
N100,000 he owes me?”
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