LAUGH QUOTE
“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.” -Albert Einstein
Knock! Knock!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Dishwasher
Dishwasher who?
Dish wash er way I spoke until I got my false teeth.
WISE GUYS ANSWER TO STUPID QUESTION
QUESTION: What do you get from a pampered cow?
WISE GUY: Spoiled milk.
COPY CAT.
Mother: “Why did you get such a low mark on that test?”
Junior: “Because of absence.”
Mother: “You mean you were absent on the day of the test?”
Junior: “No, but the kid who sits next to me was.”
TEACHER AND STUDENT
BLACK EYES
Teacher: If you have 10 chocolates and someone asks for 2 how many will you have left?.
Student: 10 chocolates because I will not give out any.
Teacher: Well, if someone forcibly take 2 then how many left?
Student: 10 chocolates and a guy with black eyes!!!
DATING JOKE
A college student is deeply in love with his classmate but he doesn’t know what to do to get the girl’s attention.
One day, he came to ask the girl for help with his assignments and the girl agreed.
Happily, he came to sit next to the girl the next day and took out a book pretending to read.
After a little while, the girl asked: “You must be a genius. How can you read a book upside down?”
BUSINESS JOKE
Two farmers are standing by a fence. One of them asks the other:
1st Farmer: Do your cows smoke?
2nd Farmer: No…
1st Farmer: Then I suppose your barn is on fire.
CUTTING COMMENT.
Who left the bag of idiots open?
MARRIED LIFE
WISH IT WERE REAL
There was a couple sleeping. The wife had a bad dream, she woke up scared and cried.
Her husband comforted her and asked why she cried, she replied: “I had a dream that a very rich and handsome man kidnapped me from you.”
Husband: “It is ok honey, it was just a dream.”
Wife responded loudly: “That is why I’m crying.”