LAUGH QUOTE
“Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard It.” – Laurence J. Peter
Knock! Knock!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
WISE GUYS ANSWER TO STUPID QUESTION
QUESTION: Who sells the products cheaper – a manufacturer or a distributor?
WISE GUY: The storehouse guard.
TEACHER AND STUDENT
WRONG GUY.
While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board Of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room.
Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed one of the taller boys who seemed to be doing most of the talking. He dragged the boy to the next room and stood him in the corner.
A few minutes later, a small boy stuck his head in the room and pleaded, “Please, sir, may we have our teacher back?”
DATING JOKE
QUESTION: What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?
ANSWER: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked.
BUSINESS JOKE
CUSTOMER FEEDBACK
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!”
That’s Direct Marketing.
You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you and says,
“He’s very rich. Marry him.”
That’s Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.”
That’s Telemarketing.
You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour
her a drink.
You open the door for her; pick up her bag after she drops it,
offer her a ride, and then say,
“By the way, I’m very rich. Will you marry me?”
That’s Public Relations.
You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, “You are very rich.”
That’s Brand Recognition.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, “I’m rich. Marry me”
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That’s Customer Feedback!!!!
CUTTING COMMENT
My wife left me for a Hindu guy. At least he’ll treat her better… they worship cows.
MARRIED LIFE
Man was driving home when saw a guy jogging in the nude. He opened car window and asked the naked guy: “Why?”
The guy answered: “Because you came home early!”
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