LAUGH QUOTE
“Give a man a free hand, and he’ll run it all over you.” – Mae West
Knock! Knock!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
WISE GUYS ANSWER TO STUPID QUESTION
QUESTION: How many books can you put in an empty backpack?
WISEGUY: One! After that it’s not empty!
TEACHER AND STUDENT
H TO O
The teacher asked, “What is the chemical formula for water?”
A student raises his hand and answers, “HIJKLMNO”!!
The teacher, puzzled, asks, “What on earth are you talking about?”
Student answers, “Yesterday you said it was H to O!”
DATING JOKE
Only change
A good boyfriend will never want to change anything about you… except your last name.
BUSINESS JOKE
SHOPPER: Yesterday I have bought an energy saving bulb in your shop, returned home, but it does not work.
SHOPT ASSISTANT: It should not, it saves energy.
CUTTING COMMENT
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed – William Shakespeare
MARRIED LIFE
STUPID AND BEAUTIFUL
A man said to his wife one day, “I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. ”
The wife responded, “Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me. God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you.”
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