HOLY HUMOUR
THREE WISE WOMEN
You do know what would have happened if it had been three wise WOMEN instead of men, don’t you?
They would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made nice hot pepper soup!
THINK ABOUT IT
“The only pressure I’m under is the pressure I’ve put on myself.” – Mark Messier
CORNY CHAT UP LINE
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
DID YOU HEAR
Did you hear about the sick juggler?
They say he couldn’t stop throwing up!
THE SUNDAY JOKE
A MAN’S SEX LIFE
It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and bestowed upon him twenty-five years of normal sex life. Man was horrified. “Only twenty-five years of normal sex life?” But the Lord was resolute – that was all man could have. Then the Lord called the monkey and gave him twenty-five years. “But I don’t need twenty-five years!!” he exclaimed, “Ten is plenty for me.” Man spoke up eagerly, “Can I have the other fifteen?” The monkey graciously agreed.
Then the Lord called the donkey and he was given twenty-five years but, like the monkey, ten was sufficient and again man pleaded, “Can I have the other fifteen?”
Which explains why man has twenty-five years of normal sex life, plus fifteen years of monkeying around and fifteen years of making an ass of himself.
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