HOLY HUMOUR
LONG JOURNEY
A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before
a long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, but there were
many cars ahead of him. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump.
”Reverend,” said the young man, “I’m so sorry about the delay. It seems
as if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long trip.”
The minister chuckled, “I know what you mean. It’s the same in my business.”
THINK ABOUT IT
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
IF
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
CORNY CHAT UP LINE
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.
DID YOU HEAR
Did you hear of the Hollywood actress who celebrated her silver wedding anniversary with great fanfare? Never mind that it took her seven marriages to achieve that feat.
THE SUNDAY JOKE
APRIL 1
An atheist became incensed over the preparation for Christian and Moslem holidays and decided to contact his lawyer about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Moslems with all their holidays while the Atheists had no holiday to celebrate.
The case was brought before a wise judge who after listening to the long, passionate presentation of his lawyer, promptly banged his gavel and declared, “Case dismissed!”
The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said, “Your Honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? Surely the Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. And the Moslems have their various Salah holidays …and yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!”
The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said “Obviously your client is too confused to know about or to celebrate the atheists’ holiday!”
The lawyer pompously said “We are aware of no such holiday for atheists, just when might that be, your honor?”
The judge said “Well it comes every year on exactly the same date – April 1st!”