HOLY HUMOUR
HEAVEN AND HELL
Heaven Is Where:
The French are the chefs
The Italians are the lovers
The British are the police
The Germans are the mechanics
And the Swiss make everything run on time
Hell is Where:
The British are the chefs
The Swiss are the lovers
The French are the mechanics
The Italians make everything run on time
And the Germans are the police
THINK ABOUT IT
“We spend money we don’t have, on things we don’t need, to make impressions that don’t last, on people we don’t care about.” – Tim Jackson
IF
If Apple were to ever make a car… would it have Windows?
CORNY CHAT UP LINE
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
DID YOU HEAR
Did you hear about the guy who’s bakery burned down? Now his business is toast.
THE SUNDAY JOKE
DO NOT DISTURB
The visiting priest stopped in the middle of his homily and signaled to the usher. “In the second row,” he whispered, “is a man sound asleep. Wake him up.” “That’s not fair,” said the usher. “What do you mean, ‘not fair’?” “You put him to sleep; you wake him up,” replied the usher.
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