HOLY HUMOUR
HEALING THE SICK
An elderly couple was watching a show where a preacher was talking about the healing powers of God.
“To all of those who are ailed by some sickness, place your hand on the screen & I will heal you!” the preacher exclaimed.
The old lady, who was having some stomach problems, placed her hand on the top of the TV.
The old man placed his hand on the TV also, then stuck his hand deep into his pants. His wife looks over at him and says, “Gordon, the preacher is talking about healing the sick, not raising the dead!”
THINK ABOUT IT
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. – Lily Tomlin
IF
If you were being raised as an only child, will it annoy your sister?
DID YOU HEAR
Did you hear the joke about the germ?
Never mind. I don’t want to spread it around
SUNDAY JOKE
ALL IN THE SONG
A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said, “Today, in church, I’m going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn comes to your mind.”
The pastor shouted out “Cross.” Immediately the congregation started singing in unison The Old Rugged Cross.
The pastor hollered out “Grace.”
The congregation began to sing Amazing Grace.
The pastor said, “Power.” The congregation sang There Is Power in the Blood.
The pastor said ‘Sex.’ The congregation fell in total silence. Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other, afraid to say anything. Then all of a sudden, way in the back of the church, a little 87-year-old grandmother stood up and began to sing Precious Memories.
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