HOLY HUMOUR
MIND YOUR LANGUAGE.
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers’ attention, he is yelling, “Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!” A pastor hears this and asks, “Why are you calling them ‘dam fish.'” The boy responds, “Because I caught these fish at the local dam.” The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish. The wife responds surprised, “I didn’t know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way.” He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish. He responds, “That’s the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f*cking potatoes!”
THINK ABOUT IT
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain
IF
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
DID YOU HEAR
Did you ever hear about that movie constipation?
It never came out.
THE SUNDAY JOKE
HOME IMPROVEMENT
A young woman stomped into a bank and demanded to see the manager. “I want a loan,” she told him angrily. “I’m going to get a divorce.” “Oh, we don’t give money for a divorce,” the manager explained. “We make loans for appliances, automobiles, businesses, home improvements …” “Well this is a home improvement,” the woman shouted.