IT’S A LAUGH SUNDAY
Holy Humour
One night a lady came home from her weekly prayer meeting, found she was being robbed, and she shouted out, “Acts 2:38: ‘Repent & be baptized and your sins will be forgiven.” The robber quickly gave up and the lady rang the police. While handcuffing the criminal, a policeman said, “Hey man, you gave up pretty easily. How come you gave up so quickly?” The robber said, “She said she had an axe and two 38’s!”
ALPHABETICAL JOKE
Wife: “How would you describe me?” Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.” Wife: “What does that mean?” Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.” Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?” Husband: “I’m just kidding!”
Sunday laugh quiz
Sunday school teacher: Why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”
Little girl: Because people are sleeping.
NAME CONFUSION
Mr. and Mrs. Tokumbo had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business and the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage hedges and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a policeman approached him and asked, “What are you doing?” “Playing a game,” the boy replied. “What is your name?” the officer questioned. “Mind Your Own Business.” Furious the policeman inquired, “Are you looking for trouble?” The boy replied, “Why, yes.”