It’s a laugh sunday.
Holy Humour
A French monk wrote a manifesto stating that every woman would agree to sell her body for money. The manifesto was read by the Queen of France and she invited the monk for a chat.
QUEEN: So, you’re stating that every women would agree to sell herself?
MONK: Yes.
QUEEN: Me too?
MONK: Of course.
MONK: And how much do you think I would cost?
MONK: 500 Francs.
QUEEN: What?! Only 500 francs?!
MONK: Here you go – you’ve already started to negotiate.
HUMOUR ME LORD
Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk!
WALK ON WATER.
A tourist to holy lake of Galilee: How much is a boat ride?
Attendant: 50 dollars
Tourist: Now I know why Jesus walked.
ALL POLITICS.
A bus FULL of politicians is driving by a farm where a man lives alone. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and crashes into the ditch. The man comes out and finding the politicians, buries them.
The next day, the police are at the farm questioning the man. “So you buried all the politicians?” asked the police officer. “Were they all dead?”
To which the man replied, “Some said they weren’t, but you know how politicians lie.”
NOW WHO’S STUPID?
In a Toy Shop, Olu selects a toy car, comes to the cash desk and gives the cashier money-cards from Monopoly game.
Cashier: Are you stupid? This isn’t real money!
Olu: No, It’s you who’s stupid. The car is not real either.
SCARY TALE
A man walks on a street clapping his hands.
Passer by: What are you doing?
Man: I’m scaring away crocodiles
Passer by: But there are no crocodiles here!
Man: Yes, because I scared them away
NO OFFENCE MENT
A guy asks his friend: Have you talked to the hero, who has saved you mother-in-law from drowning in the river?
Friend: Yes I did. He came and apologised.