HOLY HUMOUR
OH MY GOD!
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee when one of the Catholic men tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”
The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”
The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says ‘Your Eminence’.”
The fourth Catholic man then says, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well….?”
She proudly replies, “I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24″ waist and 34″ hips. When she walks into a room, people say, “Oh – My – God.”
THINK ABOUT IT
There is a very fine line between loving life and being greedy for it. – Maya Angelou
IF
If a man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, steals your wallet … does it mean that he can hide but you can’t run?
DID YOU HEAR
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
WHO MADE GRANNIES HAIR GREY?
A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”
The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”
The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”