IT’S A LAUGH SUNDAY
HOLY HUMOUR
Joe enters the confessional and tells the priest that he has committed adultery.
“Oh, no,” said the priest, thinking of the most promiscuous women in town. “Was it with BOSEDE?”
“I’d rather not say who it was.”
“Was it with NGOZIE BABY?”
“I’d rather not say,” says Joe. So the priest gives him absolution and Joe leaves. While leaving the church, Joe’s friend asks if he received absolution.
“Yes, and two very good leads!”
SUNDAY LAUGH QUIZ
QUESTION: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, which do you let in first?
ANSWER: The dog, of course. At least he’ll shut up after you let him in.
RELASE DATE
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him in the sitting room glass of brandy in his hand. He appears deep in thought, just staring into the glass. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of the brandy/
“What’s the matter, darling?” she whispers as she steps into the room. “Why are you down here at this time of night?”
The husband looks up, “Do you remember 21 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?” he asks barley audible?
The wife is moved thinking her husband is reminiscing on their relationship “Yes, I do,” she replies.
The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. “Do you remember when you father caught us in your bedroom when he and your mum came home unexpectedly early from a function?”
“Yes, I remember,” says the wife, lowering herself to sit beside him on the sofa.
The husband continues…”Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, “Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 21 years”.
“I remember that too”, she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says… “I would have gotten out today.