HOLY HUMOUR
Jack and Jill die in a car accident on the eve of their wedding. At Heaven’s Gate, they ask St. Peter if they can still be married.
“Well, not sure it is allowed here,” said St. Peter. The couple looked downcast. Peter noticing their feelings added “
“Hold on, let me find out what is possible. Stay here and I will be right back.”
Six months pass and St. Peter returns. “Yes, we can do this for you.”
The couple asks, “Well, as we have spent so much time together waiting for your answer, we need to know that if things don’t work out, is there a possibility that we can get a divorce?”
“Divorce?” asks St. Peter; “It took me six months to find a priest up here – how long do you think it will take me to find a lawyer?”
NEEDS WORK
Relationships are like fat people … Most of them don’t work out.
SUNDAY LAUGH QUIZ
Sunday School Teacher: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
Sunday School Student: He probably thought he was very smart and didn’t bother to ask for directions!
HUMAN CERTIFICATE
Shopping in a supermarket. The Grandmother realizes that the young boy has picked a toy. She calls out; ”Degree, put that toy back!” The Kid returns the toy. Astonished, another lady shopping besides her asks; ‘‘is that his name?” The Grandmother replies; ” Oh Yes, I sent his Mother to the University and this is the certificate she came home with”