HOLY HUMOUR
Loch Ness Monster
An atheist was rowing at the lake, when suddenly the Loch Ness monster attacked and grabbed him from his boat. He panicked and shouted “God help me!” and suddenly, the monster and everything around him just stopped. A voice from the heavens boomed, “You say you don’t believe in me, but now you are asking for my help?” The atheist looked up and said: Well, ten seconds ago I didn’t believe in the Loch Ness Monster either!
THINK ABOUT IT
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
QUESTION OF FAITH
QUESTION: What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?
ANSWER: Stays awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog.
CORNY CHAT UP LINE
Excuse me; I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait; it’s just a sparkle.
DID YOU HEAR
It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle; he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
THE SUNDAY JOKE
WALK ABOUT
A young man comes home and says, “Dad, I just got my driver’s license and so would like to use the family car.”
Dad: ”O.K, son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, help with maintain the garden, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and then we’ll see.”
Several months passed and the young man comes into the house with his report card in his hand. “Dad, I got excellent grades on my report card. I’ve been keeping my room neat and the garden is well maintained. How about letting me use the car?”
Dad: “That’s all true, but son you didn’t cut your hair.”
Son: “But, dad, Jesus too had long hair.”
Dad: “Yes, son, you’re perfectly right. And he walked everywhere he went.”
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