HOLY HUMOUR
WHAT IS A CHURCH?
After describing his great travels, the N1000 note asked the N50 note “What about you? Where have you been?”
The N50 note replied, “Well, I’ve been to the Baptist church, the Methodist church, the Presbyterian church, the Anglican church, the Episcopalian church, the Church of God in Christ, the Catholic church, the Mormon church, the church of the Latter Day Saints, and a host of Pentecostal churches.
“WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A MINUTE!!” shouted the N1000 note to the N50 note. “What’s a church??”
THINK ABOUT IT
“A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.” – Milton Berle
IF
If someday we all go to prison for downloading music illegally, I hope they split us up by music genres.
CORNY CHAT UP LINE
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
DID YOU HEAR
“I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.” Tommy Cooper
THE SUNDAY JOKE
TOO CLEVER
There were 4 people in a private plane: The pilot, a priest, a boy scout, and a man claiming to be the smartest man in the world. Suddenly they heard an explosion, the pilot realized that the engine of the plane had exploded so he announced, “Dear passengers, I am afraid that there is a technical problem with the engines. I’m afraid the plane is going to crash. Grab a parachute and jump. Unfortunately, we have only three parachutes on board”
The pilot then grabbed a parachute and jumped off. The smartest man in the world said, “I will take one parachute, the world needs my knowledge” and so he jumped off.
The priest said, “Boy you take that last parachute, the world doesn’t need me, I am just an old priest.”
The Boy Scout said, “What are you talking about? There are two parachutes left.”
“What?” Asked the priest.
“The smartest man in the world took my backpack.” – responded the Boy Scout.