Holy Humour
- A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, “why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”
One bright little girl replied, “Because people are sleeping.”
- A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, “Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbour’s wife.”
Sunday Quote
“Make God laugh – plan for the future.”
The Sunday Joke
A Jewish businessman in America decided to send his son to Israel to absorb some of the cultures of the homeland. When the son returned, the father asked him to tell him about his trip.
The son said, “Pop, I had a great time in Israel. By the way, I converted to Christianity.”
“Oy vey,” said the father. “What have I done?”
He decided to go ask his friend Jacob what to do. Jacob said, “Funny you should ask. I too sent my son to Israel, and he also came back a Christian. Perhaps we should go see the Rabbi and ask him what we should do.”
So they went to see the Rabbi. The Rabbi said, “Funny you should ask. I too sent my son to Israel. He also came back a Christian. What is happening to our young people? Perhaps we should go talk to God and ask him what to do.”
The three of them prayed and explained what had happened to their sons and asked God what to do. Suddenly a voice came loud and clear from Heaven. The Voice said, “Funny you should ask, I too sent my son to Isreal…”
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