Holy Humour
Let the Children Have their Say.
A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, “Would you like to say the blessing?”
“I wouldn’t know what to say,” the girl replied.
“Just say what you hear Mommy say,” the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said, “Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?”
Four-year-old saying the ‘Lord’s Prayer: “And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.”
Sunday Quote.
I am ready to meet my maker. Whether or not my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. – Winston Churchill
The Sunday Joke
Ham and wedding.
A Jewish rabbi and a Catholic priest were good friends. They were at a community picnic one day and the priest was eating a ham sandwich. “You know,” he said to his friend, “this ham sandwich is simply delicious. I know you’re not supposed to eat ham, but I don’t understand why something as good as this would be forbidden to you. Why don’t you break down and try one?”
To which the rabbi replied, “Sure, at your wedding.”
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