Holy Humour
Walled Off
A virtuous woman dies, goes to heaven, and finds everything she expected: picturesque landscapes, perfect sunsets, and infinite tranquillity and serenity. Only one thing puzzles her: a high wall, far off in the distance, that climbs almost to the clouds.
“What’s behind that wall?” she asks one of the angels.
“Oh, that’s where we put the Catholics,” the angel replies. “They think they’re the only ones up here.”
Sunday Quote
The Bible tells us to love our neighbours, and also to love our enemies, probably because they are generally the same people.
The Sunday Joke
When Life Begins
At an ecumenical religious conference, three panellists are asked where they stand as to when life begins.
“We believe life begins at conception,” says the panel’s Catholic priest.
“We believe life begins at birth,” says the liberal Protestant.
“We believe that life begins when the kids are out of the house and the dog dies,” says the rabbi.
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